I’d advise Fighter to pull a Belkar here, but it’s going to take one hell of a Disguise check to let him pass as a halfing.

Ah geeze guys…I don’t even have the energy to talk about paladin codes and questionable party morality. That crap is exhausting enough when it comes up at the table. Ask ten different people how they would characterize the nature of evil and you’ll get ten different answers. Ask a table of gamers the same question and you’ll get a fistfight about the alignment system. So you know what? Instead, of attempting to contribute my own opinions to the vast sea of forum posts on the topic, I propose that we set aside the argument. Instead, let’s post our favorite alignment charts. Here’s a few of mine to get us started.