The gods are real. That’s a problem. Allow me to explain.

You see, when you’re gaming in a setting where literal divine intervention is possible, you’re gaming with a plot hole. Just imagine that you’re a 10th level cleric of Good God. This week’s goblin army is steamrolling its way towards the defenseless City of Orphaned Puppies, and so you do what clerics do best. You fall to your knees and you pray. Unfortunately, the dice forsake you. Nothing miraculous appears to save Lord Puppington, and the city’s valiant defenders are overcome.

How do you justify this narratively?

If you’re a 5e type cleric, you might look to your class feature:

Divine Intervention
You can call on your deity to intervene on your behalf when your need is great. Imploring your deity’s aid requires you to use your action. Describe the assistance you seek, and roll percentile dice. If you roll a number equal to or lower than your cleric level, your deity intervenes. 

There’s a clear interaction metaphor here. The greater your clerical devotion, the greater your chance of receiving aid. And that makes a lot of sense if you think about it for precisely zero seconds.

You don’t have to be Marcus Aurelius to spot some issues. Should a goodly god want to save those puppies, surely it doesn’t matter how devout I happen to be? Or is it simply that my piety acts like a transceiver, and I need more divine juice to get through to God’s landline? Maybe there is some kind of divine mandate against helping out all willy nilly in the mortal realm? Perhaps there are other clerics that need help more than me at that moment (though I can’t imagine anything more important than the City of Orphaned Puppies). Or maybe evil deities are preventing my god bro from helping out? Or what if my deity needs a divine smoke break between miracles?

Of course there are explanations for this business. But the fact of the matter is that you kind of have to pick one. Because the old IRL conundrum of “why do bad things happen?” is doubly pressing when the gods are canonically real.

So for today’s discussion, what do you say we brainstorm a few reasons for absent gods? Why don’t they interfere all the dang time? What’s your favorite explanation for this biz? Give us your best apologia down in the comments!