Hmmm… None of the candidates seem especially promising. What do you say we expand our pool of applicants?

Inquisitor — “I’ve been informed that I’m already joining an Uno campaign. Apparently my expertise is needed in playtesting the Draw Two class.”
Kineticist — “Actually, I’ve been working on my own original setting. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony….”
Witch — “Can we please finally try out the Hell’s Vengeance AP? (Assuming there’s an embargo on antihero PCs. Proper Evil or GTFO.)”
Barbarian — “Anybody else interested in giving Werewolf a shot? Something about the tagline just strikes a chord, you know?”
Sorcerer — “Whatever we’re playing, shotgun fireball guy. No take-backs!”
Warlock — “I’d like to run, but I’m torn between Changeling, Call of Cthulhu, and Demon: The Fallen.”
Street Samurai — “Inventor called dibs on Decker, and Artificer is our Rigger. We still have slots open, but don’t expect pink mohawk. I run a strictly black trench coat kind of Sixth World.”
Anti-Paladin — “I’m not really set up to host. Patches and Snuggles just had a litter, and my place is kind of overrun.”
Druid — “Anybody up for Animal Adventures? I’ve be dying to use my minis!”
Bard — “We’ve talked about it long enough. Let’s finally pull the trigger. All bard party! You can travel the land in your sweet conversion van solving mysteries!”
Succubus — “I mod a private server, but I don’t think it’s the kind of RP you guys are looking for.” 🍆🍑😈
Monk — “I’m barely part of this group. Why would I run? Alchemist has been to more sessions, and he isn’t even a core class!”
Jeremy et al. — “I’m going to miss adventuring with you guys. I mean, it’s been nearly seven years since you first let me join! But Blaze and I are starting college in the fall, and Uchichi is off to art school. Maybe next summer?”
Assassin — “You know what? Screw you guys and the edition your rode in on. It’s what my character would have done.” *slams door*
Swash + Buckle — “Hell yeah we wanna run! You guys are gonna love Dungeons: the Dragoning 40,000 7th Edition!”
Occultist — “So let me get this straight. If I run, I get to roll dice behind a screen? And I can just like… tell you the results?” *heavy breathing*
Arcane Archer — “I’ve been informed that I’m joining an Animal Adventures game. Plus Druid has already painted my mini for me.”
Pugilist — “PUG WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL! NO, YOU ARE ADVERSARIAL GM!”
Ninja — “No I… No. The pain is still too fresh.” *thousand yard stare”
Oracle — “Hey Oracle! You’re a dedicated healer! Why don’t you perform yet another thankless task for all us idiots? Thanks no thanks.”
Cavalier — “My sword is pledged already to another order. War looms upon the horizon, and I have needs hone my skill with the blade.”
Van Helscion — “Would anyone be willing to run Curse of Strahd?”
Lumberjack Explosion — “I’m sure this will come as a surprise, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Mutants and Masterminds. I know, right? Mild-mannered Lumberjack Explosion is into superheroes? Who’d have thought!” >_>

On the off chance that I left anybody out, feel free to shout ’em out down in the comments for today’s discussion! Same deal if you can think of a combo of characters that ought to be gaming together. I’d love to hear what you think their dynamic would look like!

 

 

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