We come to a strange conundrum in today’s comic. As gamers, we are all about using rare sourcebooks and hand-painted minis and mammoth ivory d20s to game. But as collectors of objet we are all about preserving and protecting our investment. These impulses are in friggin’ conflict.

This is the same reason I get anxious when I contemplate all those cool legacy board games. The idea of affixing stickers to fragile cardboard is terrifying! What if my game is no longer in mint condition? What if my random decisions make for a less useful board in future? What if my mistakes are irrevocable? 

This is more than an academic exercise for yours truly. I’m currently contemplating storing my personal collection in an accessible-by-students part of my campus. I want my stuff to get played with, and I’m happy to let randos borrow my source books. The alternative is to watch them collect dust after all. But I also dread discovering that my beloved Werewolf: The Apocalypse novels have been pilfered, or that someone has spilt beverage on my Once Upon a Time cards. I mean, imagine how it would feel if some schmo cracked your lapis lazuli d20 or stepped on your prized mini. Horrible! Unthinkable! Both fireballs and hands will be thrown!

It’s the fundamental conundrum. Games want to be played with. Objects want to be preserved. I am an once Galadriel giving gifts to the Fellowship and Smaug jealously hoarding them.

So what do you say, friendos? Have you ever felt the same? What is your most precious gaming possession? Do you actually use it, or does it sit on a shelf looking cool? Tell us all about your prettiest pretties that must-not-be-touched down in the comments!