True Heroism
No dog can or will ever replace Patches the Unkicked. But it’s a curious thing about love. No matter how much you think you’ve lost, there’s always enough of it left over. Especially for the small and defenseless creatures who need our help.
None know that better than long-time Handbook of Heroes fan Grendelkin! We’ve seen enough of our characters getting the fan art treatment that we figured it was time to balance the scales. And what better time than the softening of Vengeance’s heart? After all, that little chibi in the sewer is part of a race of multiversal do-gooders. Imagine The Borrowers, but hiding in the cracks between worlds instead of the cracks between floor boards. They’re a good example for today’s discussion.
You see, we all imagine dragon slaying and demon banishing when we think of heroism. All durm. All strang. But even if those moments are cool, they aren’t the ones where we really fall in love with a hero. It’s when they do something small and kind. They help a neighbor move even though they’re beat half to death from their last super hero fight. They stop to free the wolf from the trap. They set the toppled grave marker to rights before driving off into the storm.
So by all means, go out and fight Evil. Just make sure that you stop every once in a while to do Good. The homeless, nameless puppies of the world will thank you for it. And speaking of which….
Let’s try a little something different for today’s discussion! Come up with a name for Antipaladin’s new puppy. We’ll take all the ones that don’t suck and make them options in this month’s Patreon poll. So with all honor and love to Patches, what do we call his successor?
SARCANTASY! Caviites: a species so small, it must compete with mice. Even with the power to pass through cracks in the walls of the multiverse, they are often seen as vermin. Daisy is a Caviite with no memory of her past and no inkling of her future. But when the multiverse teeters on the edge of annihilation in a clash between evil and good (enough), the smallest hands shall press on the scales. Welcome to Sarcantasy.
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Oh gods, who started cutting onions in here? Little moments of good always sneak attack me.
I’d like to propose ‘Treasure’ for the new pupper’s name.
Once again I got got by my own comic. :'(
I love Vengeance’s face here. 🙂
The whole composition is wonderful. <3
Laur knows what she’s doing. <3
Definitely! 🙂
Might be a bit on the nose, but I’d suggest ‘Redemption’
Now I want this pup to grow up big and strong, learn to play fetch with Inquisitor’s halberd, and have Redemption beat someone to death with Mercy.
Yes, join the blessed order of sword dogs
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“Kicks, the Unpatched”
This will make this puppy immune to errata and updates; as well as allow Vengeance to say he did such or such action “just for Kicks”.
Damn that’s good. XD
This is much better than whatever I would have come up with, lol.
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Well, the tiniest light is at its most visible in complete darkness. So how about “Flicker”?
Good one. Onto the list it goes!
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With the death of Best Boy, Patches, AP’s heart turned to Vengeance. So what could move his heart from violence and hatred and onto the path of Redemption? Hope, for a tomorrow better than today. So I propose “Hope” for this new pupper. Not a replacement for Patches, but a promise that AP’s love didn’t die with him.
All y’all are too sweet for the amount of estrogen in my system. :’)
yeah, I hear that shit hits like a truck.
Truck full of friggin’ throw pillows and bath products. :/
I wish there was an option to give “Likes” to the prospective names – and the reasoning behind them – for the puppy that I’ve seen here already. ^_^
This is why I live collaborative narrative. SO many good ideas I would never have come up with.
Boop, the Miniature Giant Space Puppy
Go for the ears, Boop!
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(I believe you’re in second at the moment.)
I can’t tell what Antipaladin (should we still call him that?) Is holding. A puppy? A baby ROUS?
Also, the chibi looks like a miniature Magus.
By sheer coincidence, Lulu does have some feline features, as you can see here:
https://www.deviantart.com/grendelkin/art/Ref-2023-07-18-1-972604118
I planned to call him Vengeance.
The community (and Laurel) seem to have settled on Antiantipaladin. I don’t know what to make of it.
For the record, I’m calling him Vengeance until you regularly call him something else in the comic. 😉
That’s justnthe way ofjit. You come up with a super cool name for a character/place/thing, and then your players end up consistently referring to it by a joke name they came up with.
Maybe their new title ought to be Redeemadin, Redeemed Paladin, or one of the other Paladin Archetypes. Candidates include: the revenge-focused Vindictive Bastard, the brooding Tortured Crusader, or the Banishing Warden who specializes in sending fiends back where they came from.
I liked Vengeance, as a play on D&D 5e’s Oath of Vengeance (Not sure if there’s an equivalent in Pathfinder).
As someone who brings up the red markings on Ex-Antipaladin’s armour, I was going to congratulate Laurel on remembering the gold this time, but then I took another look. The way the gold is washing out the red is just incredible, I really love all of this. Just wow, Ms Illustrator.
Also, this is a great mini-arc and culmination to Vengeance’s long and difficult journey away from being an instrument of evil to… whatever he is now, so thank you for writing this, Claire. Good to see you in the comments again!
Out here trying. The dissertation was a rough go, and it stole a lot of my time and attention. It’s good to be balk and talking shop. And I’m both touched and gratified that you’re enjoying Vengeance’s journey. He’s steadily climbing higher in my own “personal favorites” list. (Funny how that happens when you give actual development to stock characters.) 😛
Also, the 5e Oath of Vengeance is very much what I was going for. 🙂
I’d like to propose “Celeste”. AP’s new friend is setting him on a path of good; something celestials would approve of. Plus, an alignment change for the better tends to be a hard mountain to climb; at least he has a bit of help.
I also want to suggest “Milo” and “Lukey” simply because both are names of current/previous dogs in my family and I love them very much.
Isn’t that a game I’m supposed to play?
https://www.svg.com/274508/celeste-developer-finally-confirms-popular-fan-theory/
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Redemption
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…and now I’m reminded of my character Viridian. I don’t know if I’ve shared the particular story here, but the character adopted a house full of cats because in the process of removing a nasty curse, my party left what must have been about a hundred of them left alone without a caretaker.
So I stepped in, being a good gentlebard. I took care of them all and by the end of that first adventure got attached. I’m STILL annoyed my party said no when I asked to take them all with me.
Also, plus one to “Treasure” and “Kicks, the Unpatched” for pet names.
That is a lovely story!
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Patches 2: The Unkickening. Nah I kid (and Dogmeat isn’t setting appropiate). At the very least, I think we should keep the title aspect for this new pupper, gives this feel of familiarity. Maybe [Insert Name Here] The Fluffy, St./Sir [Insert Name Here] The Good Boy. [Insert Name Here] of the Cuddles. Naming things is one of the most difficult things to do in rpgs; titles/nucknames on the other hand are easier.
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Spotted.
Its a subtle play for Cerberus since Vengeance looks like Hades in a lot of ways.
I like that. 🙂
Alternatively, Cerberus or Spot also fit the idea and may sound better. No idea.
Ooh, that’s a nice one. And it echoes back to Patches as well!
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Of all series, it’s the goddamn Dresden Files that has a short story about small moments being just as good heroing as blasting the BBEG of the year with fire and lightning.
I can’t think of a name that’s meaningful here without feeling schmaltzy, but I like Razbo as a general all-purpose dog name.
Anyone else notice his shoulder patches glowing?
Also, Chance for puppy name.
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Snuggles the Undrowned.
Ooh, I like this one!
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(Your name is currently winning.)
The transformed gold accents on the armor are that extra sweet chefs kiss on top, kudos to Laurel! I propose my dad’s fave idea for a dog name: Karma. this one can be mostly good karma i think 🙂
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My dumb fighter, who became smart and party leader, always saw the good until someone showed the bad. He firmly believed in giving, helping and just being there, no matter the situation. He also didn’t believe any action needed pay back. Everything done was done without strings or expectations.
This meant that the world in which he started (he’s been an NPC in several others), there is a long line of people and “things” willing to help the party at the drop of a hat. (warning: run on sentence ahead) From the arch-mage who finally gave up and moved in with the party (big house) after we kept dumping all sorts of pieces and parts of fantastical critters and just general magic stuff to make more magic stuff, to the dwarven armorer who we found an Anvil of The Dwarven Lord, Moradin’s Hammer (we also got him permission of the god to use it) and finding and buying partnerships in exotic metal mines then signing them over to him. Many, many more over the years playing in that game.
So yeah, I’m a big believer in doing good stuff ingame. Both as DM and player.
I realize that is really choppy, but I’m typing through a migraine, sorry.
Get a paladin to apply hands-on: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Shaggy, the soul crusher beast 😀
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Currently sitting at 0 votes. 🙁
In the theme of the comics general naming convention: Dog. Or perhaps Animal Companion or Pet?
But my first thought was Murderbrawl. A good boy with a vicious name.
It’s subtle, but that’s actually not on-theme! We’ve got Mr. Stabby, Lumberjack Explosion, Snowflake, and of course Patches the Unkicked. Animals get names in Handbook-World!
Boxes. His name is Boxes. Because he was found in a box.
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Cloud.
Not only because he was found in the rain, but to keep him in line with his owner’s new EEEEEEEEEDGE.
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I propose Deathfang the Adorable. Because having a creature with a vicious-sounding name but which is actually just a sweet bundle of cuddles is a classic trope, and one that would be perfectly in character for Vengeance’s edgy-almost-to-the-point-of-stupidity character archetype.
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I… I think I must be the only one who sees Vengeance holding a dead puppers. There is no movement, it’s eyes aren’t open… and V’s face is so sad and resigned.
I’m gonna go with “poor resolution”, like maybe my monitor is just messing things up, ’cause I’m clearly not seeing what everyone else is.
Newborn puppies tend to be born with their eyes closed. Plus, Antipaladin can do a Lay of Hands. Think Lucky from the 101 Dalmatians.
^ This.
What breed of pupper is it? What’s its name? Potato the unabandoned?
The name shapes the man. Or dog in this case.
I don’t even know if it’s a dog or a bitch, come to think of it.
It actually looks a bit like a vole to me.
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Knowing the Character Formerly Known As Antipaladin’s general INT score, I wouldn’t put it past him to name it “Box” or “Boxes” because he found it in a box. Maybe “Boxer.”
Also, it is my official headcanon that some version of this plotline will eventually happen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yOciYVJhhI
On a side note, I noticed that Vengeance is still listed under his old Name and team affiliation on the cast page. Might be time to update that.
I’M BUSY!
*grumble grumble stupid observant fans caring about the stuff I made grumble*
Is that Magus stuck in the rain grate?
(also sorry i don’t have any name suggestions)
Nope. If you read the rant, you’ll see who it is. 🙂
You’re in the rant! 😀
That I am! 😀 And it is awesome! (I showed it off to my friends and family.)
Sometimes it’s the moments when the hero chooses not to slay the monster that stick with us.
We once were a player in an epic campaign that ran for eighteen levels. Despite many legendary battles, twenty years later and the moment we remember the most is when the ranger (favored enemy: dragon) and the cleric (of Bahamut) opted to spare the red dragon.
After having been given so many reasons to be mistrustful it’s good to see Vengeance elected to give the mysterious creature in the box a chance.
https://media.tenor.com/I_G9rG1yIW0AAAAC/heroes-thats-what-heroes-do.gif